I am Chewy, a very important bunny.

Here is a fine picture of me me

I live in a dark, quiet place with some stinkybreath humans. Sometimes they harass me with noise and brushes and attempts to touch my soft, fluffy fur. This is because humans are rude, disgusting creatures that have no sense of propriety or personal space. AWFUL.

I have a bunwife, Angie. Here’s a fine picture of her. grubby-pawed lettuce stealer

She’s great, but she’s also a grubby-pawed lettuce stealer sometimes. Nobody’s perfect.